Ants in the pants







bombing:

[tries to crowd surf at a TED talk]

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bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

novakian:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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this child is a disney princess

or bear grylls’ daughter

Via GODDAMN.

karabraden:

Occasionally, coffee is an option.

In the absence of tea and coffee, go-the-hell-away is also a valid option.

(Source: emmisnotshortforemma)


“Tell me what happens the first time you see a woman naked.”

“The first time you see a woman naked will not be like you imagined. There will be no love, no trust, no intimacy. You won’t even be in the same room as her.

You won’t get to smile as she undresses you and you undress her. You won’t get to calm her nerves with nerves of your own. You won’t get to kiss her, feeling her lips and the edge of her tongue. You won’t get to brush your fingers over the lace of her bra or count her ribs or feel her heartbeat.

The first time you see a woman naked you will be sitting in front of a computer screen watching someone play at intimacy and perform at sex. She will contort her body to please everyone in the room but her. You will watch this woman who is not a woman, pixelated and filtered and customized. She will come ready-made, like an order at a restaurant. The man on the screen will be bigger than you, rougher than you. He will teach you how to talk to her. He will teach you where to put your hands and he will teach you what you’re supposed to like. He will teach you to take what is yours.

You must unlearn this. You must unlearn this twisted sense of love. You must unlearn the definition of pleasure and intimacy you are being taught. Kill this idea of love, this idea of entitlement, this way of scarring one another.”

– (via typewriterdaily) Via GODDAMN.
  • me: should i make a sarcastic comment or not
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lilli-of-the-mountain:

NO YOU DON’T GET IT THIS IS HILARIOUS BECAUSE THAT’S THE “FEAR NOT” GESTURE IN BUDDHIST ART. THEY’RE LITERALLY ON A SCARY RIDE AND JESUS IS FREAKING OUT AND BUDDHA’S JUST SITTING THERE ALL LIKE “FEAR NOT” AND IT’S AMAZING.

(Source: ouhime)


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Mehndi (or henna painting) in India is a very important part of the wedding ritual and ceremony. As the story goes, the deeper the color obtained on the skin, the longer the love between the couple will last; hence the belief that a proper mehndi application is tantamount to a prayer to the gods for everlasting love and a successful marriage. 

(Source: gn-a)


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